normal person: "well, that was a sad ending" turns tv off
me: sobs, slams head against wall, rewatches scene 25 times, talks about how sad it was for the next 6 months

castielthequeen:

demon!dean proceeds to make me scared and horny at the same time [x]

peachberrylove:

souleeater:

babysbreathflower:

sharpedos:

Medusa and her blind boyfriend go out on their first date and he panics because he cant tell her she looks pretty so he says something really stupid like “I REALLY like snakes”

This is so fucking cute

this should be a young adult romance novel right now

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Had a sudden urge to draw this.

shieldmaidenofsherwood:

darkarcherprince:

shieldmaidenofsherwood:

how to be seductive:

  • head tilt
  • hooded eyes
  • raised eyebrow
  • little smirk

how to be evil:

  • head tilt
  • hooded eyes
  • raised eyebrow
  • little smirk

do you see the problem

http://media.tumblr.com/efcb2bf88426110bd076a8d4e7deb536/tumblr_inline_mu7w38IYFl1qf1wgx.gif

This might win for favorite addition to my post.

mooseleys:

(x)

THE ROAD SO FAR

tiit:

my tumblr clique is just me

(x)

quimbycub:

willow-wanderings:

nedahoyin:

queenqueerqutie:

Martin Bauendahl

Real life vs Societal expectations

Wow..

Yeah, news flash people, boobs generally only look “perky” while in a bra. A few are super lucky and have naturally perky boobs, most don’t. And this is because, SURPRISE, boobs are intended to feed babies and it’s hard for a baby being cradled in mum’s arm to reach a nipple that’s on the other side of the boob from where its mouth is.

Think of a soda fountain machine. The spouts are all pointing down, right? So you can put soda in a cup being held under the spout? If the spout was sticking straight out, it would be really hard to get a soda out of it.

Babies need to be able to reach a nipple easily so they can eat. Ergo, nipples are usually lower and angled more downward on a naturally hanging boob, both so it’s easier for a baby to reach and so gravity can do its part in pulling milk toward the nipple.
So there you go, outright ANATOMICAL proof that boobs are not there for the benefit of men.

Thank you for that. I never realized. Thanks.

dennisillustration:

drunkfeferi:

jaredpadaleckijr:

imgfave:

Posted by philburt

yeah thats cute, but imagine how heartbroken he will be when he finds out it’s not real.

And that is a DAMN good response to the age old issue.

i’m in high school for 3 weeks and i already think it’s bullshit

finalfantasyx:

#IN WHICH JACK’S LAST WORDS WERE LITERALLY ‘HA I TOLD YOU SO’

paradoxes-for-breakfast:

reasons why halloween is the best holiday:

  1. you are not obliged to visit your relatives
  2. you are not obliged to get gifts for anyone
  3. people will give you candy for absolutely no reason other than halloween
  4. its the only day when its socially acceptable to go out in public dressed like a penguin

ICF